Three patches of grass in a residential road have gone on sale for £1,000.
Two of the skinny areas of lawn run alongside the pavements.
Another is the centre of the street.
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They are being sold to be converted into parking spaces or be used for storage.
But there is no planning permission.
One local said: “Someone with a better imagination than me please tell me what this could possibly be used for?”
Another said: “I’d build a b*loody great faux medieval tower with crenelations.
“Then sit at the top screaming at people who stepped on my lawn.”
Someone joked: “Minigolf?”
Another person stated: “Discrete
Another added: “Finally, a chance to get myself on the property ladder.”
They are located in Wellside Circle, in the Kingswell area of Aberdeen, in Scotland.
They are being sold by Future Property Auctions and advertised on Rightmove.
The listing reads: “Land investment opportunity in the affluent suburb of Kingswell, Aberdeen.
“Portfolio of three parcels of land that potentially could be used for parking and or storage, subject to consents.”
The auction takes place on Thursday (30 Jan), as reported by Luxury Property News.
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